Fishy? Woman Cited After Allegedly Stashing Abalone in Her Pants at Mendocino Beach

The two fisherfolks [Image from CDFW]
According to a press release from the department, an officer using a spotting scope observed a man and woman in the intertidal zone legally “taking purple sea urchins” when the officer saw the woman “discreetly conceal what appeared to be an abalone down her pants.”
(We believe this might be called an intertidal violation with…um…distinctly inland storage.)
The officer left the observation point and contacted the pair in the parking lot before they reached their vehicle. During a license and catch inspection, the officer asked the woman what she had concealed. “She then produced a small abalone from inside her pants,” CDFW stated.
Suspecting the situation might involve more than one shellfish, the officer requested assistance from a female wildlife officer to conduct a search. According to CDFW, once the woman learned this, she “voluntarily produced a second abalone from her pants, confirming the officer’s suspicions.”
CDFW reported that “no additional abalone was found.” The woman was cited “for the illegal take of two abalone.”
The male subject, meanwhile, emerged from the encounter entirely mollusk-free. According to the department, “the male subject was found in compliance and did not possess any abalone.”
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I’m pretty sure she has a third one hidden down there cuz something still smells a little fishy.
Must be your upper lip, ’cause an abalone is a snail.
aw, that’s not how you turn into a mermaid.
Why are we protecting the identity of people who commit a crime knowingly? Poaching is a crime against the environment. I guarantee you these people did this before. Part of the punishment should be the public knowing who they are
It would be interesting to see if abalone poachers tend to share any common characteristics.
I see where you are going with this……
Fish and Wildlife do not want to be accused of racial profiling – that racist! Now if they had face tats or neck tats – the faces wouldn’t be blacked out!
I have seen several groups poaching abalone at Ft Bragg & Mendocino. They did, in fact, all share one trait. It appears, from what little we can see of their faces, and the driver’s license on the tailgate, that these folks share that same trait.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Are you afraid of the Truth?
You mean like Toyota pickup’s ?
Fingers.
Tastes like chicken?
Would have been a different comment post if we’re referring to Sea urchins.
You know what they say,”If it smells like fish, eat it!”
When is a clam, not a clam…???
“Not to pry, ma’am…
But, what’s in your pants…???”
PRY!!!🤣 GOOD ONE!!!🤣🤣🤣👍
If it smells like fish it’s a dish
if it smells like cologne
leave it alone
Partng is such sweet sorrow…
They must have become very attached to each other..
Probably not her first rodeo…
“Are those just a couple of abalone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me…???”
“Ma’am, do you realize what it takes just to prepare those things…???”
Is “Standish Hickey” in the vicinity of Van Damme…???
That’s a sure way to get barnacles…
Hopefully the abalone were using protection…
I do see a couple of sandwich baggies…
Poach eggs, not abalone.
I would get arrested and then see if they looked between my legs and assumed my little abalonies are smuggled.
What have feet, but no toes…
Abalone…
There is no such thing as, “an abalone toe”…
Well, at least, not until this happened…
What, no photos?
Way too easy to make low ball hanging jokes here. But uh could be worse. Urchins in the pants.
Chinese
Nobody is allowed to call me crazy ever again.
Ok, you’re crazy! 😆
WTF let’s see face and make them Famous
I’ll bet sea urchin-ly wanted to get home to poach her catch.
More proof yoga pants aren’t appropriate for everything!
I’ve heard there’s a lot of abalone everywhere especially on minus tides underwater videos are pretty crazy looking with urchins and abs if they open a season it’ll be a poaching madhouse not enough officers
That would leave a lasting impression on you!
RHBB is wading into adventurous waters. Why I follow.
The truck should be seized.