Fishy? Woman Cited After Allegedly Stashing Abalone in Her Pants at Mendocino Beach

Man and woman with legal take of urchins and illegal take of abalone

The two fisherfolks [Image from CDFW]

A weekend tidepool outing at Van Damme State Park south of the lovely tourist town of Mendocino took a turn for the memorable when a California wildlife officer uncovered an illegal abalone take involving what the California Department of Fish and Wildlife dryly described on their Facebook page as “an unconventional storage method, to say the least.”

According to a press release from the department, an officer using a spotting scope observed a man and woman in the intertidal zone legally “taking purple sea urchins” when the officer saw the woman “discreetly conceal what appeared to be an abalone down her pants.”

(We believe this might be called an intertidal violation with…um…distinctly inland storage.)

The officer left the observation point and contacted the pair in the parking lot before they reached their vehicle. During a license and catch inspection, the officer asked the woman what she had concealed. “She then produced a small abalone from inside her pants,” CDFW stated.

Suspecting the situation might involve more than one shellfish, the officer requested assistance from a female wildlife officer to conduct a search. According to CDFW, once the woman learned this, she “voluntarily produced a second abalone from her pants, confirming the officer’s suspicions.”

CDFW reported that “no additional abalone was found.” The woman was cited “for the illegal take of two abalone.”

The male subject, meanwhile, emerged from the encounter entirely mollusk-free. According to the department, “the male subject was found in compliance and did not possess any abalone.”

 

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NoBody
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NoBody
4 months ago

I’m pretty sure she has a third one hidden down there cuz something still smells a little fishy.

Two Dogs
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Two Dogs
4 months ago
Reply to  NoBody

Must be your upper lip, ’cause an abalone is a snail.

tatyrs bytt
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tatyrs bytt
4 months ago

aw, that’s not how you turn into a mermaid.

Fisherman
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Fisherman
4 months ago

Why are we protecting the identity of people who commit a crime knowingly? Poaching is a crime against the environment. I guarantee you these people did this before. Part of the punishment should be the public knowing who they are

I like stars
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I like stars
4 months ago
Reply to  Fisherman

It would be interesting to see if abalone poachers tend to share any common characteristics.

Mr. Clark
Member
4 months ago
Reply to  I like stars

I see where you are going with this……

Tangled Massocells
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Tangled Massocells
4 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Clark

Fish and Wildlife do not want to be accused of racial profiling – that racist! Now if they had face tats or neck tats – the faces wouldn’t be blacked out!

Friday
Member
4 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Clark

I have seen several groups poaching abalone at Ft Bragg & Mendocino. They did, in fact, all share one trait. It appears, from what little we can see of their faces, and the driver’s license on the tailgate, that these folks share that same trait.

Shawn Cherry
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Shawn Cherry
4 months ago
Reply to  Friday

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

John Graf
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John Graf
4 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Clark

Are you afraid of the Truth?

Festus Haggins
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Festus Haggins
4 months ago
Reply to  I like stars

You mean like Toyota pickup’s ?

Two Dogs
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Two Dogs
4 months ago
Reply to  I like stars

Fingers.

Apopa
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Apopa
4 months ago

Tastes like chicken?

Apopa
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Apopa
4 months ago
Reply to  Apopa

Would have been a different comment post if we’re referring to Sea urchins.

Tallcool1
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Tallcool1
4 months ago

You know what they say,”If it smells like fish, eat it!”

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The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

When is a clam, not a clam…???

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

“Not to pry, ma’am…

But, what’s in your pants…???”

Joe
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Joe
4 months ago
Reply to  The Real Guest

PRY!!!🤣 GOOD ONE!!!🤣🤣🤣👍

Watching
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Watching
4 months ago

If it smells like fish it’s a dish
if it smells like cologne
leave it alone

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

Partng is such sweet sorrow…

They must have become very attached to each other..

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

Probably not her first rodeo…

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

“Are those just a couple of abalone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me…???”

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

“Ma’am, do you realize what it takes just to prepare those things…???”

The Real Guest
Guest
The Real Guest
4 months ago

Is “Standish Hickey” in the vicinity of Van Damme…???
That’s a sure way to get barnacles…

Hopefully the abalone were using protection…

I do see a couple of sandwich baggies…

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Anonymous
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Anonymous
4 months ago

Poach eggs, not abalone.

Jamie
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Jamie
4 months ago

I would get arrested and then see if they looked between my legs and assumed my little abalonies are smuggled.

The Real Guest
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The Real Guest
4 months ago

What have feet, but no toes…

Abalone…

There is no such thing as, “an abalone toe”…

Well, at least, not until this happened…

Last edited 4 months ago
farfromputin
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4 months ago

What, no photos?

CsMisadventures
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CsMisadventures
4 months ago

Way too easy to make low ball hanging jokes here. But uh could be worse. Urchins in the pants.

Sir Lancelot
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Sir Lancelot
4 months ago

Chinese

Deborah Plantagenet
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Deborah Plantagenet
4 months ago

Nobody is allowed to call me crazy ever again.

NoBody
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NoBody
4 months ago

Ok, you’re crazy! 😆

Bifferdeanglo
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Bifferdeanglo
4 months ago

WTF let’s see face and make them Famous

NoBody
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NoBody
4 months ago

I’ll bet sea urchin-ly wanted to get home to poach her catch.

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Chuck U
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Chuck U
4 months ago

More proof yoga pants aren’t appropriate for everything!

Local born male
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Local born male
4 months ago

I’ve heard there’s a lot of abalone everywhere especially on minus tides underwater videos are pretty crazy looking with urchins and abs if they open a season it’ll be a poaching madhouse not enough officers

El Cid
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El Cid
4 months ago

That would leave a lasting impression on you!

farfromputin
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4 months ago

RHBB is wading into adventurous waters. Why I follow.

hmm
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hmm
4 months ago

The truck should be seized.