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Taking the Girl out of Humboldt:Part IV

Sunday, 11 November 2007, 11:14 pm Kym Kemp 21 comments

Part I link Part II link Part III link   The silence of the empty subdivision seemed loud. I became intensely aware of how alone we were. I grasped the thought of my aunt like a lifeline and then felt the hope slip through my fingers as I remembered that I hadn’t told anyone she was there. How could I

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Take the Girl out of Humboldt: Part III

Saturday, 10 November 2007, 6:30 am Kym Kemp 16 comments

  Part I link Part II link     Job interviews terrify me. But this was dream employment so I girded my loins and knocked on the front door. It opened inwards. A big haired blonde wearing a grimy gray sweatshirt and too tight jeans stood there. She stared blankly at me for a moment before mumbling, “Yeah, that’s right.

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Take the Girl out of Humboldt: Part II

Friday, 9 November 2007, 4:56 pm Kym Kemp 35 comments

      Part I link I don’t remember why she called but I remember she offered to take me to the interview. “I don’t want to make you drive all that way,” I protested but she insisted. She arrived in her immaculate 15 year old Lincoln. Through the stiff clear seat covers, rich brown leather tantalized. The ends of

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Take the Girl out of Humboldt: Part I

Thursday, 8 November 2007, 11:43 pm Kym Kemp 15 comments

    Wanted: Masseuse. No experience necessary. College girl type preferred. $20-$30 per hour plus tips Being raised out a winding rural road twenty minutes from the nearest tiny town, left me unprepared for some of a life’s interesting moments. At 18, I moved to a small junior college north of San Francisco. Enchanted by malls, enticed by roommates richer

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Crescent City Father Seriously Injured After Device Explodes While He Picks Up Beach Litter

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How sad. The person who’s bomb that was must forward and o...
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Cal Poly Humboldt’s Program Gives Local Rural Students a Head Start

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Welcome to the rest of the world, Humboldt lol Programs like...
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Redwood Tree Falls Across Avenue of the Giants Near Myers Flat

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They have a extremely shallow root system. And I dontt hink...
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