From Restroom Ruse to Runaway: Bathroom Bluff Ends in Humboldt County Jail

Miss the photos of these idiots…!

F-Words for sure. You folks are literally a broken record. A bad one at that. You’re like caricatures of yourselves. Are you sure you’re not cartoons? Because some of the processes employed (or unemployed), and comments posted are cartoonish. Like stuff Elmer Fudd would say about drownings or shootings being just punishment for just about everything that doesn’t reinforce the days position or stance. Or the pencil necked rookie cop, working the station alone late at night, missing companionship, laments the mug shots that were no longer available after the “incident”. Or the sleepy bear, who got to the scene too late to imagine any sort of inmate, just finds it easier to imagine them being released so that his mind is nay troubled with wonderings about another grown man’s wandering whilst sitting at computer now wondering what he looks like, and there’s nothing weird about spending so much time wondering, whilst sitting down, at home, maybe on the toilet what’s happening to this other guy. It’s totally normal to want to be the most significant voice regarding commentary on this other guys comings and goings. Sometimes becoming extremely jocular with familiar comrades in the “forum” (very Grecian😉) whilst sitting down at home, maybe eating food, maybe in your chones pointing out deficiencies and shortcomings of some guy you fellas may or may not have met, but can come together on the one fact that you’re all really invested in having a conversation whilst you sit in your respective homes, maybe dressed in your wifes stuff, about some guy and what’s happening to him, maybe cracking wise about injuring him, or crying around about there not being a pic, or just sad that he may be gone… it’s normal.