2,400 tabs of LSD and Approximately 9 Pounds of Processed Cannabis Located During Hydesville Stop, Says HCSO

This is a press release from the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office. The information has not been proven in a court of law and any individuals described should be presumed innocent until proven guilty:Roche booking photo

On February 2, 2023, at about 12:30 p.m., Humboldt County Sheriff’s deputies on patrol in the Hydesville area conducted a traffic stop for a vehicle code violation.

The driver of the vehicle, 26-year-old John Joseph Roche, was found to be on active probation. During a search of Roche and his vehicle pursuant to the terms of his probation, deputies located approximately 2,400 tabs of LSD and approximately 9 pounds of processed cannabis.

Roche was arrested and booked into the Humboldt County Correctional Facility on charges of possession of a controlled substance for sales (HS 11387), transportation of a controlled substance (HS 11379(a)), possession of over 28.5 grams of cannabis (HS 11357(B)(2)) and violation of probation (PC 1203.2(a)).

Anyone with information about this case or related criminal activity is encouraged to call the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office at (707) 445-7251 or the Sheriff’s Office Crime Tip line at (707) 268-2539.

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John Joseph Roche Booking Photo | Humboldt County Correctional Facility 

2400 LSD squares, 9 pounds of cannabis and cash

 2,400 tabs of LSD, approximately 9 pounds of processed cannabis, and a large sum of cash located during search. 

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G. Deadhead
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G. Deadhead
1 year ago

What a long strange trip it’s been…

Dern it
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Dern it
1 year ago
Reply to  G. Deadhead

Might have just been starting out Eastbound!

Sharpie
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1 year ago
Reply to  Dern it

I wonder if there were any roaches in Mr. Roche’s ashtray?

Permanently on Monitoring
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Permanently on Monitoring
1 year ago
Reply to  Sharpie

Roche?

I thought it was Sandoz…

I can’t believe this product actually still exists, and making it is a Federal Crime, so, gutsy attempt, no profit…

DanD
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Dan
1 year ago

Overlooked is the role LSD played in the science of genetics.
 Francis Crick, the Nobel Prize-winning father of modern genetics, who was under the influence of LSD when he first deduced the double-helix structure of DNA nearly 70 years ago.
And Nobel prize recipient Kari Mullis was blazing when he developed the Polymerase Chain Reaction process while driving home in Mendocino.

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Permanently on Monitoring
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Permanently on Monitoring
1 year ago
Reply to  Dan

That is an interesting assertion.

Read the works of Alexander Shulgin lately?

Both Crick and Mullis may have spent a few minutes in education and thinking about their subject, prior to doing whatever drug they chose…

IMO, Psychedelics can be fun, but once or 4 times is probably enough…

Drugs are almost never the answer, but life is short.

DanD
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Dan
1 year ago

I had to look Shulgin up, I look forward to learning more.

Back in the Nixon era, Dick commissioned the Consumers Union
to research and recommend on drug use in the U.S. The C.U.
began with coffee and ended with Heroin.
The chapter on psychedelics is an eye-opener. The gist of the C.U.’s book was if we were to criminalize drugs based on harm, alcohol would be #1. The C.U. recommended decriminalization
for marijuana and psychedelics.
Nixon shelved their research and began the drug war for political reasons. 50 years on now and we still have prisons overflowing reflecting unnecessary and costly cruelty to citizens.

Uri
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Uri
1 year ago
Reply to  Dan

LSD is certainly one of those drugs that should not be illegal However there has been some pretty bad un-pure stuff that has gotten people in a bad way.
It should be available with assurances of purity and perhaps with a prescription. Given it is the most potent drug ever it needs to be clean.

old guy
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old guy
1 year ago

it doesn’t in it’s original form, some bathtub mix i’d bet. remember osley?

What!?D
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What!?
1 year ago
Reply to  old guy

You mean Owsley “Bear” Stanley? He was the dealer; his wife was the chemist.

old guy
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old guy
1 year ago
Reply to  What!?

correct-“i got sunshine, in my stomach, like i just rocked my baby to sleep”

Jason
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Jason
1 year ago
Reply to  G. Deadhead

LOL, I was gonna say what a long strange trip it would be!

Gazoo
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Gazoo
1 year ago

That dudes trippin…
Back in the day being in possession of acid was a big deal, a buddy spent a long time in prison for just 30 strips I wonder what kind of time he might get if found guilty

Philip
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Philip
1 year ago
Reply to  Gazoo

Sick thing is the L he will get hammered for and dip shits walk on fentanol…makes zero sense. Mind expansive drugs

Philip
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Philip
1 year ago
Reply to  Philip

And where’s the other sheets. That ain’t 2400

Country Joe
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1 year ago
Reply to  Philip

They’re probably secured the the evidence room. Great job by the HCSO deputies…

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james immel
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james immel
1 year ago
Reply to  Philip

those are pages. looks like more than 2400 to me

Guest
Guest
Guest
1 year ago
Reply to  james immel

They are usually 30×30, so 900 per sheet(from what ive heard,) with one missing some. 2400 is probably right, I’m sure they counted haha.

local observer
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local observer
1 year ago
Reply to  Guest

These appear to be 15 by 15.

Volunteer Fire Fighter
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Volunteer Fire Fighter
1 year ago
Reply to  local observer

From his picture it looks like he ate the rest.

Shortjohnson
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Shortjohnson
1 year ago

Nah looks like he has pink eye in one of his peepers. Or hes a one eyed crier. Had a girlfriend who was a one eyed crier. She spoke out of the side of her mouth too Odd chick

Guest
Guest
Guest
1 year ago
Reply to  local observer

Each one of those 15 squares contains 4 hits in a square. The same art is for sale on the internet as 30×30.

local observer
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local observer
1 year ago
Reply to  Guest

4 way sheets doesn’t mean anything when it comes to dose. it is likely that each 4 way is still 125 or 250 max. meaning each one is one dose that can be split into 4 if desired.

Redwood Dan
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Redwood Dan
1 year ago
Reply to  local observer

Maybe the dead print is extra heady and double laid!?! At least he didn’t castrate himself!!!

https://www.times-standard.com/2010/05/13/arcata-police-report-rash-of-bad-lsd-trips/amp/

Guest
Guest
Guest
1 year ago
Reply to  local observer

Oh, for sure. Dosage can vary no doubt, but I’m sure the police counted each perforated tab as a dose, which is what I was referring to.

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Jim lahey
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Jim lahey
1 year ago
Reply to  Gazoo

LSD seems innocent nowadays compared to fentanyl. Which it is.

Vermin SupremeD
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Vermin Supreme
1 year ago

Oh bro…. Brutal. However I think the officers may have exaggerating a bit.. As far as I can tell in the picture, unless there are multiple pages underneath each one of those papers. Those sheets are 15×15, and there are 3 of them. So that comes to 225 hits per sheet, and 3 sheets means 675 hits. One of them is even missing a few rows. How the hell are they getting 2400?

grey fox
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1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

Maybe the guy counting took a tab to test it.

Keen
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Keen
1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

30 x 30 =900
900 + 900 +700 = 2400

Looks like he already sold 300.

Keen
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Keen
1 year ago
Reply to  Keen

Heh, oops. 600

Vermin SupremeD
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Vermin Supreme
1 year ago
Reply to  Keen

So you are saying they are two hits per square?

D'Tucker Jebs
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1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

The front side and the back.

Farce
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Farce
1 year ago
Reply to  D'Tucker Jebs

Oh yeah- make sure to eat both sides when you take them…to get the full effect lol!

Guest
Guest
Guest
1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

4 perforated hits per square

Last edited 1 year ago
Country Joe
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1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

I’ve mentioned this before. The rest are secured in the HCSO evidence locker.

Vermin SupremeD
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Vermin Supreme
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

By “evidence locker” you mean the officers personal backpacks and the trunks of their cars right?

Weirtreated
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Weirtreated
1 year ago
Reply to  Vermin Supreme

I’m sure dude hey was like, just 2.4

Giant Squirrel
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Giant Squirrel
1 year ago

Pretty low level crime compared to hard drugs we so often see. They’re testing LSD for mental health treatment

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ataloss
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ataloss
1 year ago
Reply to  Giant Squirrel

They did that some 50 years ago in Montreal at the Royal Victoria Hospital courtesy of the US government. It wasn’t good,

MrPurple Tux
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MrPurple Tux
1 year ago
Reply to  ataloss

50 years ago? sounds like they were testing it in mental asylums not for depression or ptsd.

Country Joe
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1 year ago
Reply to  MrPurple Tux

LSD was tested on people with depression and other conditions over 50 years ago and wasn’t successful. There was no diagnosis for PTSD 50 years ago, although it certainly existed.

Actually
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Actually
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

The founder of AA credits lsd with curing his alcoholism.

Volunteer Fire Fighter
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Volunteer Fire Fighter
1 year ago
Reply to  Actually

NO, it didn’t cure his alcoholism, but Bill W. did use it under MD supervision for his depression.

Actually
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Actually
1 year ago

Thanks for the correction I appreciate it.

Volunteer Fire Fighter
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Volunteer Fire Fighter
1 year ago
Reply to  Actually

Your welcome, “Keep Comin Back, it works if you work it.”

Just a Guy
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Just a Guy
1 year ago
Reply to  Actually

While Bill did experiment and find beneficial uses for psychedelics, he certainly never “credited LSD with curing his alcoholism”

Farce
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Farce
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

Actually it was showing some success with recidivism rates but that study was shut down w/ all the others when the decision was made to ban all research and declare LSD illegal. It’s beneficial for many but definitely not for everybody…Albert Hoffman himself was worried about people with latent schizophrenia getting triggered by it and suggested psychological screening before administering LSD.

What!?D
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What!?
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

It was unsuccessful because they were clinical trials. Ever been to medical offices? They’re quite depressing.

thetallone
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thetallone
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

In Canada Drs. Hoffer and Osmond successfully treated alcoholics in the mid sixties. Life long alkies saw the light and never drank again. Look it up.

Sharpie
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1 year ago
Reply to  ataloss

Almost 43 years ago, I had some green pyramids with my brother and some of his fraternity brothers at USC, then walked over to the LA Sports Arena to watch Pink Floyd perform “The Wall.” Easily the greatest concert I have seen!

Weirtreated
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Weirtreated
1 year ago
Reply to  Sharpie

Awesome, you saw LA when it was great.

Some guy
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Some guy
1 year ago
Reply to  Giant Squirrel

You are not wrong about that. It’s downright mild in comparison to most busts.

Jepson
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Jepson
1 year ago
Reply to  Giant Squirrel

Lol…Humboldt county is the test results

Stillwantstoknow
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Stillwantstoknow
1 year ago
Reply to  Giant Squirrel
  • Or demonic possession. Hmmm….yeah….let’s just call it mental health “treatment”
Guest2
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Guest2
1 year ago

Is that what lsd looks like these days? Man I’m getting old.

Cetan Bluesky
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Cetan Bluesky
1 year ago

Well at least it wasn’t meth. He’s a day tripper for sure LOL!

Shroomie
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Shroomie
1 year ago

That’s not no where near 2,400 hits of Lucy. Those are bigger than sheets but no where near 2,400 hits 🤣🤣🤣

spamned
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spamned
1 year ago

this made me laugh and laugh

thx so much~

Weirtreated
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Weirtreated
1 year ago
Reply to  spamned

Word. That is a best comment for sure. And I’m still baffled and kind of perplexed.

Entering a world of pain
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Entering a world of pain
1 year ago

This guys a festival waiting to happen

MrPurple Tux
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MrPurple Tux
1 year ago

Let him go

bearjoo
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bearjoo
1 year ago
Reply to  MrPurple Tux

Compared to Pfizer he’s a saint

Neverlayup
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Neverlayup
1 year ago
Reply to  bearjoo

100%! At least he’s not running like a sheep to take 4 shots of the Jim Jones jab!

Dave Kirby
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1 year ago

Back in the day there were a number of different delivery mediums. That looks like what we called “blotter” acid. Then there was gelatin waffle aka “window pane” and the tablets “orange sunshine” and “purple barrel” etc. The blotter tended to be mellower. The stronger stuff was a real ride. Had to hold on. Could be harrowing. When a plate of spaghetti started squirming you knew it was coming on. Some folks never made it all the way back.

Country Joe
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1 year ago
Reply to  Dave Kirby

Window pane was my favorite medium…

Permanently on Monitoring
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Permanently on Monitoring
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

This explains so much…

Weirtreated
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Weirtreated
1 year ago
Reply to  Country Joe

My only time trying DMT in a bong had me Praising the Almighty, when I tried to move my thumb and it worked.

Talk about getting to be the leader of the band, on that Unbroken Chain.

Weirtreated
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Weirtreated
1 year ago
Reply to  Dave Kirby

“Some folks never came back!” That why the government needs to refigure some shut out, but not.

LSD needs to be monitored wisely for a good time. Case point.

On a cold an weiry night, a freak in the ride, lurked, boasted, tourmented, ” I got puddle, guick. The fear, I succumbed and a puddle appeared in my palm.

Confused, trying to calculate. I panicked and put my tongue in, as confusion excelerate, rubbed fore head.

Calculating my ” never coming back,” being tormented by freak. A friend demanded, as his face began to melt. “YOU HAVE TO COME HOME.”

Good idea, instead of a Rock Med , just hoping, not in them days, east toast.

Got turned on the, The electric kool-aid acid tests. After, first side, I laughed and said, I wanted more. They agreed until I said ACID.

Laughing they said, ease up boy wonder. How about you try and flip the album.

Obviously, a bad joke but great album, yes I know it is a series. But that album saved my life, confirmed in a thing called Family, and point being Cops need to crank the Acid Test during a crisis, and see if it makes the perps relax.

Uck, maybe paint the cell tye dye, bong hits for Jerry Hour.

Ps views here, are based on coffee, tobacco, and cheap street weed.

Pray until you can pray for your enemies, and actually remember a little Love.

sohumjoe
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sohumjoe
1 year ago
Reply to  Dave Kirby

I would always look at my palm. When it started swirling, it was off to the races

Festus Haggins
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Festus Haggins
1 year ago

Probably on his way to the grammar school, need to get those 1-2 graders blasted out of their gourd so they can watch the drag queens perform for them.

bearjoo
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bearjoo
1 year ago
Reply to  Festus Haggins

I knew about the sick disgusting experimental mandates… but this is new.

Farce
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Farce
1 year ago
Reply to  bearjoo

Yes- it is a secret government program to turn redneck’s kids into drag queens through psychedelics. This guy is a CIA undercover. Tomorrow he will be free and this article will disappear. Nobody will remember this happened except a few and everybody will think they are crazy. 10 years from now drag queens will take over rural ‘merica and we won’t know why….

Jelly roll
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Jelly roll
1 year ago
Reply to  Festus Haggins

Global environmental destruction, law enforcement civil rights abuses, income inequality, Russia’s war on Ukraine,, 1 in 10 American children without sufficient food to eat, drought.

Country Joe
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1 year ago
Reply to  Jelly roll

Remember the pendulum swings both ways over time…Have a bong load or two.

Trip
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Trip
1 year ago

Hey that’s far out, man!

AkbarD
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1 year ago

I’m voting John Joseph Roche for sheriff !!

Jepson
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Jepson
1 year ago

All 2,400 tabs of LSD and 9 pounds of Cannabis were claimed as personal use by Mr.Roche. I actually would buy that story on this one.

Patriot
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Patriot
1 year ago

Hes going to be bummed when he finds out hes not in a cartoon

Shortjohnson
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Shortjohnson
1 year ago

Are those 30×30?? and he is probably getting more time than the fentanyl guys. Bad government policy at work as usual.
Bill W had an experience that allowed him to view alcohol as a poison. Read his biography. One tab at a time. Wasnt that his saying???

Give it a decade and they will be selling hits with pictures of the Shulgins, Deva Pravasi and Leonard on the packaging.

Love the blottter art.

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Farce
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Farce
1 year ago
Reply to  Shortjohnson

The Flying Eyeball rides on!

Joe'sGarage
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Joe'sGarage
1 year ago

Uh dude, that’s not the look for “flying under the radar”.

willow creeker
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1 year ago

I’ve noticed two things lately that ‘everyone agrees on’ on the comment sections. 1) the wildberries incident was justified. 2) This kid shouldn’t be in too much trouble. Guns and meth are bad, acid and weed
Sometimes I have hope for this country.

Xebeche
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Xebeche
1 year ago

Who remembers “Susan Confusion” 😁

dog
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dog
1 year ago

gawl, let him go

dogglife
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dogglife
1 year ago

I think I would have left the weed behind if i was transporting that much trip.

Shortjohnson
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Shortjohnson
1 year ago
Reply to  dogglife

I’d have made sure my lights and plates were good. I’d have completed the mission and had a tale to tell about it all.