Top Hat Wearing Burglar Arrested, According to the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Department

This is a press release from the Eureka Police Department. The information has not been proven in a court of law and any individuals described should be presumed innocent until proven guilty:

Christian BradfordOn July 1, 2018, at about 4:34 a.m., officers responded to a business at the foot of F Street for the report of a burglary alarm activation. The owner of the business had also called and reported that he could see a male suspect inside the business from his remote video surveillance system.

Officers arrived on scene within minutes, but the male suspect had already fled with miscellaneous stolen items. Based on the video surveillance, the male suspect was described as wearing a top hat and leather jacket with distinct stitching on the shoulders. Officers checked the area but were unable to locate the suspect.

On July 2, 2018, at about 3:10 a.m., an officer with the Eureka Police Department conducted a proactive field interview with a male at the 1700 block of Broadway. The male was wearing a top hat and leather jacket matching the description from the burglary surveillance. The male was identified as 59 year old Christian Bradford and determined to be the suspect from the burglary.
Bradford was arrested and booked into the Humboldt County Correctional Facility for burglary and probation violation.



  • More Abe Lincoln than Willy Wonka.

    • unbridled philistine

      Abe said” if I could save the union by freeing the slaves I would” And “If I could save the Union by not freeing the slaves I would” Republicans freed the slaves.. But Abe really did not care about that as much as the country! Remember that one Dems..

  • With hair like that, I can understand why he wears a hat! Lol.

    • Hats do that…
      They also serve to identify miscreants.
      Let that be a lesson to one and all – if you wear a costume to commit a crime DITCH it as soon as you can.

    • Hairstyles by Electroshock!!!

  • This proves how a good camera system can make a huge difference. Own a business, spend the money!!

  • wow,chris,please get off the hot sauce! that sh@# is the downward spiral!

  • Alt Right For Life

    He should have tried to find honest employment as a chimney sweep, definitely has the look and outfit.

  • “Bradford was arrested and booked into the Humboldt County Correctional Facility for burglary and probation violation, in addition to numerous fashion crimes.”

    • Sadly the fashion crimes are not punishable by a court of law!!! Only by a jury of his peers!!! Only if you can find 12 wannabe chimney sweeps caught robbing others businesses!!!!

  • He lists his job as marijuana grower on Facebook. Another scumbag here purely for weed.

  • They just arrested him Saturday morning. He barrelled down a driveway in an RV, breaking the neighboring fence, and trying to hide from the Police after he did some crazy stuff at WinCo. Apparently they let him out on Saturday after the crazy shit he pulled? Good lord.

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