Seven-Year-Old Ran Over by a Cow

scanner iconScanner traffic indicates that a seven-year-old was run over by a cow near Fisher Road in Hydesville. An ambulance was initially called out but the child is being taken to the hospital by a private individual.



  • “Run Over” is better English. As posted the headline suggests that the boy ran from somewhere to a place next to a cow.

    • Shut up, geez! Hopefully he’ll be fine.

    • Seriously it’s Humboldt man [edit] it’s self explanatory hopefully the little guy is OK cause apparently all u give shit about is grammar

    • It’s past tense, and this is Humboldt county. It should be “was runned over by a cow.

      Sometimes you can be so correct that no one can understand what you are talking about.

      Having been runned over by a cow myself, I hope he will be okay. I’m not sure that I am quite right since.

    • You are absolutely right but when I’m tired my Humboldt comes out. Normally, I’d fix it but I have to admit to being amused by the conversation which ensued.

      Also, I hope the family of the poor kid lets us know that s/he is alright. I’ve faced the hooves of cows before and they are pretty scary.

    • +1 Personally, I think “trampled” is a better choice.

      • Henchman Of Justice


        “kid fails to yield for the right of way of the cow”…..mooooove it on over little one.

    • Yes! I saw a great one earlier today: Police kill man with machete. I hadn’t even known police were issued machetes! Turned out the man, not the cops, had the machete. 🙁

    • Henchman Of Justice

      This kid’s picture could be on the half gallon milk container…….mooooed down by a speeding cow.

  • Honeydew Bridge Chump

    Not only do free range cattle erode and pollute creeks, now they attack children?

    Deport all cattle, build a wall, hold elections, pass taxes on cannabis but not count radish.

    Grass fed cows out of control, attacking children…where does it end?

    Vote , well nobody counts those, but act like your vote matters and elect an iron fist.

    Let’s finish the Death Star and board up that access point. Together, they are nothing before us….


  • California needs to Ban cows! There dangerous! back ground check for all cow owners! No more than 10 cows per pen! If it can hold more than 10 you need to destroy the pen by Jan1st! Think of the innocent children harmed every day! Seriously tho I hope the kid is ok please update

  • Smell My Dairy-Aire

    Shut the gate or de-ranged cows will be your a-moo-sing fate.

    Cows are experts in their field. Something in the way she moos attracts me like no udder lover?

    Perhaps it accidentally ran over the little child thinking it was her little ‘Mini-Moo’. They really are cow-herds at heart, you know. That is, until they’re moo-ved to the (s)laughterhouse.

    Well, I hope we can all just turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on here. To laugh is human but to moo is bovine.

    • OK, in all seriousness, that post was funny! I hope the child is OK. That post made my day. Turn the udder cheek? To laugh is human but to moo is bovine? haha

  • Freaking cows, always ranning over children. Actually, in Hydesville they would probably spell it:

    by rnnd ouvr bye annimalls goin mooooooooo

  • In Orleans: lkhevw dfjf ldjhrepofvjh xcmxcls nm jfjxjcj mc!

  • Covelo or busted

    Taurrus bull sh$t. You been out smokin the
    shroom frost offada cow flops agiin?

  • I ran over by a cow once. It was kind of scary but I didn’t have to go to the hospital. I hope the child is okay!

  • A moose once bit my sister…

  • Has the cow lawyered up yet?

    • The cow has lawyered up and is behind locked gate, awaiting arrival of the “notice to appear.”

      The family in question is shopping butchers as we speak…. Meanwhile, cow’s lawyer files writ of habeas corpus.

  • Crest Mouth Watch

    When I was a child I had a friend who’s stepfather got his teeth kicked out by a horse when he was a child growing up on a ranch, he was a foreman at a pipe mill growing up around live stalk can be dangerous and don’t ever tease the farm animals or get in there way they can be unpredictable.

  • After reading these posts I hope the cow comes out of this in one piece.

  • Sounds like a mad cow

  • Poor kid. Hope hes ok.

  • Hope the child will be ok.being knocked over or down yikes their Frickin big!!!!

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