[UPDATE 9:35 a.m. Not as Reported] Man Trapped Under Fallen Tree, According to Scanner Traffic

According to scanner traffic, a man is trapped under a fallen tree near the corner of Highland Avenue and Iowa Street in Eureka near Fort Humboldt.

“We can hear what is apparently the victim in the brush,” reports emergency personnel about 9:27 a.m. “We’re attempting to find access.”

An ambulance is on its way.

UPDATE 9:35 a.m.: On the scanner we can hear resources being released.

UPDATE 9:41 a.m.: “Not as reported,” says the incident commander. “There is no credible evidence that someone is trapped under a tree.”



  • Well that’s funny.was it a drunk person?hummm

  • Idiots, wasting emergency resources. Someone passed out under a tree probably.

  • That’s what happens when you start drink’in with trees. OH!, everything’s fine when you uncork the bottle. But pretty soon their sway’in in the breeze. And tellín stories that always start out, “When I was a Sapling!” While they slobber and spit that sap on you. And say “ITZ , The Wind, makes me slur like THAT!” “Just pour some in thiz not hole, right here” “AND ANOTHER THING! let me tell abou,t these FRIKINBIRDS nowadays. They think their So FREEK’IN SMART!” And then YOU start lookín good to’em. And BAM! their all over you.

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