Naked Woman Bawling in Middle of Broadway

Please avoid Broadway or drive with caution. As of 8:16 a.m. a naked woman is sitting in the middle of Broadway “bawling,” according to a witness. The woman is in front of Pacific Motorsports.

Eureka Police have been informed and are on their way.

UPDATE 8:40 a.m.: A reader tells us as of 8:40 a.m., “[I] just drove through there and the police have helped her out of the road and back in her pants.”


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