Female Body Part Found Near Mouth of Mattole Turns Out to Be Vinyl

In a twist that could only happen in Humboldt, about 7:45 p.m. the Petrolia Fire Department was sent to the scene of a possible female torso found on the river bar near the mouth of the Mattole. For a bit, tension was high. However, according to a spokesperson for the Petrolia Fire Department, no need to worry; the “body part” was vinyl.

“It looked pretty damn real,” said the spokesperson. The body part was a female pelvis, she said.

We’ll leave you with this question that has many possible answers…Why is a realistic, vinyl, female pelvis sitting near the Mattole River?

Please feel free to offer your suggestions.

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psycho john
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psycho john
8 years ago

was she at the rose last night ?

Finally, a solution....
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Finally, a solution....
8 years ago

Must get lonely, busting those specialized farms up in the hills. ;o)>

nines
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8 years ago

Obviously floated over from Fukushima….

Hoopa Cow
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Hoopa Cow
8 years ago

I would have to agree with nines…..

Ernie Branscomb
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8 years ago

Tossed off the bridge by a jealous girlfriend.

Jennifer Savage
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Jennifer Savage
8 years ago

A tool used for EMT training? Was it it’s own intact thing or did it look like a part of something that had come apart? What an odd find!

oh boy
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oh boy
8 years ago

Maybe an advanced version of the adult store worlds ‘pocket ….um insert another word for kitty’. Is this the pocket pelvis?

TraciBear
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TraciBear
8 years ago

LMAO! Gets pretty lonely out there on the lost coast sometimes. Lonelier now for whomever it was lost their ‘Girlfriend” LOL!