Gingers Can't Get Bred
I’ve always loved being a redhead (With the possible exception of the time I, a mere teenager, was in the Santa Rosa mall and couple of bad boys followed me around singing the theme song to Big Red Chewing gum.) But now my kind is facing a prejudice of epic proportions. Redheads can’t get bred. Yep, that is right. The largest sperm bank in the world is no longer accepting sperm from redheads or gingers as we are called in some places. Well, world, you won’t have us carrot tops to kick around much longer if you keep this up.
Gingers Unite! Our theme song is already written. Click on the YouTube above for humor with a dash of ginger.
Thanks to Max for giving me something to get all mock indignant about.