Find Out Your Personality Defect Or a Personality Test with "a fine sprinkle of fecal dust"

Me

(really, really cross my heart!)

Why on Earth would you waste your precious time taking a personality test?  You shouldn’t.  Unless you want to laugh your way through the introduction and 30 or so questions until you reach the surprisingly accurate and not very flattering results. Waste some time today and enjoy a full belly laugh here at The Personality Defect Test.

I snagged this test from Max who, as the test very accurately described, is a sociopath.

Me, I’m a Hippie. See below:

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes!

You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about “the man”, like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. …

Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn’t a hippie, to tell the truth.

In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble–thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

Unfortunately, my bearded man has gone off to work at Caltrans and I’m out of M&M’s but I’ll continue to frolic in my garden this morning and preach peace and free love (I never understood why both free love and prostitution are supposed to be bad–what’s left?)

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max
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max
15 years ago

“I snagged this test from Max who, as the test very accurately described, is a sociopath.”

Hey! I saw that.

Dan
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Dan
15 years ago

Kym’s just upset that she isn’t a spiteful loner.

Staff
Member
15 years ago

Maybe if I stopped frolicing and started being more like you two then I would be a published author, too!

Tj
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Tj
15 years ago

What the heck… it said I was an Emo kid! LOL

Sandi
Guest
15 years ago

I’m the class clown. Ok?

silverstar98121
Guest
15 years ago

It says I’m a robot, I must have lied a lot.

Chris
Guest
15 years ago

I-AM-A-ROBOT
beep…bop…ting…chachunka…
I prefer the name “Toaster”, thank you very much.

Dan
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Dan
15 years ago

Robots? Robots have wires. Wires that I could use to make a bomb. A bomb that’ll show them…show them all!

Ben
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Ben
15 years ago

Emo Kid for me. I need an assertiveness training group! Oh well, too much work. Introversion has its benefits. I have a few hippie pictures too. Can’t remember where they are. Hope I’m not boring anyone. Bye.

Chris
Guest
15 years ago

You MUST call me “Toaster” before you pull me apart to make a bomb!

Just using that word, we’re probably waking up the giant national security singularity that’s monitoring all web traffic. And yes, it wants to be called a Toaster as well.

bluelaker4
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bluelaker4
15 years ago

Well, even though he ASKED and I correctly told him I was FEMALE he still classified me as a Bitch-Slap. Humph! I oughtta knock his block off.

Elaine
Guest
15 years ago

Oh my! I dare not! What does that make me? A CHICKEN!!!

Here’s another people classifier you may enjoy:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I’ll be roasting in Sacramento for a few days. Seeya!

Lisa
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Lisa
15 years ago

Hey, I’m a Hippie too!

Elizabeth
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Elizabeth
15 years ago

humorously, I am a hippie too. 🙂