Naked Man on a Mission

At approximately 11:30 a.m., a naked man with an apparent mission marched along southbound Hwy 101 headed north between Eureka and Arcata near Carl Johnson’s. According to the scanner, he was “causing a traffic hazard.”

We are sure there must have been a good reason…we’re just not sure what it was.

Law enforcement detained the unclothed man.

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Anti troll league
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Anti troll league
5 years ago

Nudists’ Rights of course.

CoveTroll
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CoveTroll
5 years ago

Carfetnal mixed with banana crank mixed with XTC and topped off with a dab….

Willy
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Willy
5 years ago

Highway greeter ? Welcome to Humboldt, now get your s%#t and get out

Hobo-joe
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Hobo-joe
5 years ago
Reply to  Willy

If the Bay Trail was open he would have a safe place to walk

Food for thought
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Food for thought
5 years ago

Worst mothers day gift ever …

Mobius Dancer
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Mobius Dancer
5 years ago

I thought he was on his way to greet a mother who always complained about his clothes…

neverlayup
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neverlayup
5 years ago

wow! meth is 1 hell of a drug! downward spiral!

SourTangant
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SourTangant
5 years ago

When that dude sobers up, he’s gonna be so em-bare-assed!

Canyon oak
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Canyon oak
5 years ago

Only Janis Joplin would be proud of a son like that

guest
Guest
5 years ago
Reply to  Canyon oak

Relevance?

Dan Fuller
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Dan Fuller
5 years ago
Reply to  guest

Exactly what I was wondering, WTF does a dead rock star have to do with some fool walking down the highway airing out his junk???

ED Denson
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ED Denson
5 years ago
Reply to  Canyon oak

Ditto. What’s Janis got to do with it? “Seems like everyone in the whole round world is down on me” she sang. But still? After all these years? Still, nice that you remembered her.

Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
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Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
5 years ago
Reply to  ED Denson

I presume “Canyon oak” with that bad joke was trying to make a point about alcoholism with the Janis Joplin reference, but still… STFU about Janis Joplin, “Canyon oak”! Janis had more musical talent in her pinky finger than you and your whole inbred family combined!

Hobo-joe
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Hobo-joe
5 years ago

You really have social issues!

CnD
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CnD
5 years ago

BFD. Hopefully, people don’t cause a crash rubbernecking, and/or circling around for a better look/pictures/video.

Randall
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Randall
5 years ago

Just airing out my junk!

It's easier
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It's easier
5 years ago

Lol. Fucking Humboldt. Shit never stops.

spankie
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spankie
5 years ago

Who is he? Where are his clothes?
This is sad, looks like a zombie!

Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
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Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
5 years ago
Reply to  spankie

Oh, so that’s what happened to Ryan Sundberg! 🍺🍻

Willy
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Willy
5 years ago

Just a little spring cleaning

superd
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superd
5 years ago

what the buggary bollocks???

Jayne
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Jayne
5 years ago

A naked man fears no pickpocket!

Dan Fuller
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Dan Fuller
5 years ago

Nothing up his sleeves…!!!

Hum broseph
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5 years ago

A poster child for Bath salts consumption?

Chris
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Chris
5 years ago

It’s Starman!

V man
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V man
5 years ago

Lost a bet?
Took a dare?
Doesn’t care!

Dan Fuller
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Dan Fuller
5 years ago
Reply to  V man

More than likely under the influence of something!!!

Sara
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Sara
5 years ago

How else does one get exercise and no tan lines at the same time?

s
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s
5 years ago
Reply to  Sara

Hey, that is what I was thinking when I was reading the story above.

Wabbajack
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Wabbajack
5 years ago

Running naked down the state highway
Runnin’ naked in the middle of the day
Runnin’ naked like a tom cat’s behind
Runnin’ naked, but the cat don’t seem to mind

Give me your heart
I’ll give you mine first
Give me your time
I’ll give you my trust

And we’re buck naked now
Like when we were born
When will we find out
Why does it take so long

And we’re buck naked now
And we’re buck naked now
And we’re buck naked now
In the eyes of the lord

Running naked like the day when I was born
We’re all naked in the land where I come from
I’m a long long way from New York City now
We’re all naked if you turn us inside out

And we’re buck naked now
We ain’t got no clothes
Bare assed for sure
In the eyes of God

Naked in my heart
Naked in my soul
Well, how does it feel
Does anybody know

(Well we’re) naked inside
You’re naked too
Well there’s nothing to fear
And there’s nothing we can do

(And we’re) buck naked now
Buck naked now
Buck naked now
In the eyes of the Lord

– David Byrne

Guest
Guest
Guest
5 years ago

Run Ronnie Run!

Mike
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Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Guest

Hahah!

Covelo or busted
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Covelo or busted
5 years ago

Got caught in someones bedroom, jealous hubby took his jeans, shirt , wallet shoes.what else are one supposed to do? Headed home to Arcata…. regroup…Glad the police gave him a lift.

Alicia
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Alicia
5 years ago

Yah they gave him a lift alright. But probably not home. Probably not Arcata.

Donuts worry
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Donuts worry
5 years ago

And if this was a woman….

Connie Dobbs
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Connie Dobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Donuts worry

Someone would make a crack (sorry) about her looks and you’d be annoyed by that.

Troy
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Troy
5 years ago

Only in Shitboldt

Bringin back streaking!!
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Bringin back streaking!!
5 years ago
Reply to  Troy

Wow you must not get out much troy.
And speaking of getting out, maybe uou ought to leave humboldt if thats all you think of it!!!
Ever see the guy who was naked every day at college in san Fran? Classic!
Being naked in public isn’t illegal but causing a traffic hazard with your streaking self apparently is!

Willy
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Willy
5 years ago

Leave him alone let him go about his business. We’ve all thought about doing it. Cite the drivers creating the mess like the lady who shot the above video as she obviously did a U turn.

Yogini
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Yogini
5 years ago

Hahahaha

Blacktail Addict
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Blacktail Addict
5 years ago

Suns out, nuts out? Twig and giggle berries on parade? Cock walker?

Guest
Guest
Guest
5 years ago

He’s trying to air out his unit so he doesn’t get trench cock

Nemo
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Nemo
5 years ago

FLAKKA.

Garberville Vagrant Dingleberry Underpants
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Garberville Vagrant Dingleberry Underpants
5 years ago

I do this all the time, its completely normal. Dont deny your birthdaysuits dumby!

Garberville Vagrant Dingleberry Underpants
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Garberville Vagrant Dingleberry Underpants
5 years ago

Whoa

unbridled philistine
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unbridled philistine
5 years ago

This guy going to have register as sex offender now? Yikes I think my eye balls burned out when I saw that pic!

Soon-to-be Former County Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
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Soon-to-be Former County Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
5 years ago

Regarding the spanked monkey 🐒, I hope someone called the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). Poor lil’ monkey… 🐵

J.c.
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J.c.
5 years ago

I’m a strong believer in the accomplishment of my bucket list. If I grew up in the craziness of humboldt county, I would probably have some weird things listed on said bucket list to cross off. Maybe after years of driving that stupid ass safety corridor he decided he was going to streak jog that shit once and for all. If he had made it without going to jail most of you would be calling him a hero. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was sober. Stop hating y’all bravo buddy. I salute you! #f***thesafetycorridor

Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
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Soon-to-be Former Supervisor Ryan Dumberg
5 years ago
Reply to  J.c.

I WOULD be surprised if he WAS sober! 🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍾⚖️👮🏻‍♂️🚔

R -DOG
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R -DOG
5 years ago

Naked and afraid is coming to Humboldt haven’t you heard thar puting them out by the edge of the bay only thing i can figer is he tapped out

Visitor
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Visitor
5 years ago

Wow! I believe this is the rare, seldom seen, Humboldt Albino Sasquatch!