Naked Man on a Mission
At approximately 11:30 a.m., a naked man with an apparent mission marched along southbound Hwy 101 headed north between Eureka and Arcata near Carl Johnson’s. According to the scanner, he was “causing a traffic hazard.”
We are sure there must have been a good reason…we’re just not sure what it was.
Law enforcement detained the unclothed man.
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Carfetnal mixed with banana crank mixed with XTC and topped off with a dab….
Highway greeter ? Welcome to Humboldt, now get your s%#t and get out
If the Bay Trail was open he would have a safe place to walk
Worst mothers day gift ever …
I thought he was on his way to greet a mother who always complained about his clothes…
wow! meth is 1 hell of a drug! downward spiral!
When that dude sobers up, he’s gonna be so em-bare-assed!
Only Janis Joplin would be proud of a son like that
Relevance?
Exactly what I was wondering, WTF does a dead rock star have to do with some fool walking down the highway airing out his junk???
Ditto. What’s Janis got to do with it? “Seems like everyone in the whole round world is down on me” she sang. But still? After all these years? Still, nice that you remembered her.
I presume “Canyon oak” with that bad joke was trying to make a point about alcoholism with the Janis Joplin reference, but still… STFU about Janis Joplin, “Canyon oak”! Janis had more musical talent in her pinky finger than you and your whole inbred family combined!
You really have social issues!
BFD. Hopefully, people don’t cause a crash rubbernecking, and/or circling around for a better look/pictures/video.
Just airing out my junk!
Lol. Fucking Humboldt. Shit never stops.
Who is he? Where are his clothes?
This is sad, looks like a zombie!
Oh, so that’s what happened to Ryan Sundberg! 🍺🍻
Just a little spring cleaning
what the buggary bollocks???
A naked man fears no pickpocket!
Nothing up his sleeves…!!!
A poster child for Bath salts consumption?
It’s Starman!
Lost a bet?
Took a dare?
Doesn’t care!
More than likely under the influence of something!!!
How else does one get exercise and no tan lines at the same time?
Hey, that is what I was thinking when I was reading the story above.
Running naked down the state highway
Runnin’ naked in the middle of the day
Runnin’ naked like a tom cat’s behind
Runnin’ naked, but the cat don’t seem to mind
Give me your heart
I’ll give you mine first
Give me your time
I’ll give you my trust
And we’re buck naked now
Like when we were born
When will we find out
Why does it take so long
And we’re buck naked now
And we’re buck naked now
And we’re buck naked now
In the eyes of the lord
Running naked like the day when I was born
We’re all naked in the land where I come from
I’m a long long way from New York City now
We’re all naked if you turn us inside out
And we’re buck naked now
We ain’t got no clothes
Bare assed for sure
In the eyes of God
Naked in my heart
Naked in my soul
Well, how does it feel
Does anybody know
(Well we’re) naked inside
You’re naked too
Well there’s nothing to fear
And there’s nothing we can do
(And we’re) buck naked now
Buck naked now
Buck naked now
In the eyes of the Lord
– David Byrne
Run Ronnie Run!
Hahah!
Got caught in someones bedroom, jealous hubby took his jeans, shirt , wallet shoes.what else are one supposed to do? Headed home to Arcata…. regroup…Glad the police gave him a lift.
Yah they gave him a lift alright. But probably not home. Probably not Arcata.
And if this was a woman….
Someone would make a crack (sorry) about her looks and you’d be annoyed by that.
Only in Shitboldt
Wow you must not get out much troy.
And speaking of getting out, maybe uou ought to leave humboldt if thats all you think of it!!!
Ever see the guy who was naked every day at college in san Fran? Classic!
Being naked in public isn’t illegal but causing a traffic hazard with your streaking self apparently is!
Leave him alone let him go about his business. We’ve all thought about doing it. Cite the drivers creating the mess like the lady who shot the above video as she obviously did a U turn.
Hahahaha
Suns out, nuts out? Twig and giggle berries on parade? Cock walker?
He’s trying to air out his unit so he doesn’t get trench cock
FLAKKA.
I do this all the time, its completely normal. Dont deny your birthdaysuits dumby!
Whoa
This guy going to have register as sex offender now? Yikes I think my eye balls burned out when I saw that pic!
Regarding the spanked monkey 🐒, I hope someone called the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). Poor lil’ monkey… 🐵
I’m a strong believer in the accomplishment of my bucket list. If I grew up in the craziness of humboldt county, I would probably have some weird things listed on said bucket list to cross off. Maybe after years of driving that stupid ass safety corridor he decided he was going to streak jog that shit once and for all. If he had made it without going to jail most of you would be calling him a hero. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was sober. Stop hating y’all bravo buddy. I salute you! #f***thesafetycorridor
I WOULD be surprised if he WAS sober! 🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍾⚖️👮🏻♂️🚔
Naked and afraid is coming to Humboldt haven’t you heard thar puting them out by the edge of the bay only thing i can figer is he tapped out
Wow! I believe this is the rare, seldom seen, Humboldt Albino Sasquatch!