[UPDATE Saturday: Two Rob Walmart of Prepaid Visa Card by Handing The Clerk a Note Threatened to Harm ‘Subjects on Scene’

At 8:23 p.m., according to traffic over the scanner, a man and a woman robbed the Walmart at the Bayshore Mall in Eureka by passing the clerk a note which threatened to harm “subjects on scene if they did not provide the suspects with an activated, loaded,…prepaid Visa card. There were no weapons seen or mentioned.”

The man is described as a white male adult in his early sixties with a thin build, grey hair, and multiple tattoos. He was last seen wearing a grey trucker’s style cap with a blue logo, a grey heavy jacket, and dirty blue jeans. The woman is described as a white female adult with dark hair last seen wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt with pink writing, blue skinny jeans, black shoes, and carrying a large handbag.

The two left in a dark grey, 4 door, 2000 model sportscar.

Here is the BOLO which was broadcast over the scanner:

If you have any information, please contact the Eureka Police at (707) 441-4060.

UPDATE: EPD Seeks Two in Walmart Robbery



  • Sounds like they really, really wanted to get a redbox and just didn’t have a bank card..?
    Scan the card… BEEP!.. Here you go folks, its loaded and ready, just like both of you, Thanks for shopping at Walmart..😀

    Later that night in a Broadway motel room…

    Idiot 1) Hey babe? Put the pipe down, do you think that guy really put money on this card??

    Idiot 2) I dunno, lets go back and try to buy something…

    Idiot 1) great idea, God I love you…

    • Crypto Criminal Syndicate

      Nah they got the receipt, I was there, they rang up the card for thousands like they paid but didn’t put in money. The card is active and its not easy to cancel it takes some time as they don’t have the card number on the receipt or inventory system. So then you go outside to the car and buy bitcoin online with the card via dark web market services on your cell phone with tor client.

      No one can take the bitcoin from you or trace it, the transaction is not reversible and the money is yours instantly.

      Welcome to the new age.

  • Humboldt’s finest!

  • That’s a new MO. Hopefully there won’t be copycats.

  • Honeydew Bridge C.H.U.M.P.

    Homer Simpson dreaming of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart comes to mind…..

    Anyone want to wager what the neck and face tats look like?

  • Skinny 60 year old? Did the security guard at the door make sure he had everything and help him to his car? Wtf

  • Year of the vehicle but not the model? Makes no sense.

  • Ann D, you should write fiction! !

  • I’m pretty sure they needed to pay the IRS, they been calling us too but I refuse to give them a penny….

    • Well I just got that warrant that I didn’t even know I had lifted with a simple $500 Amazon gift card. It’s nice to see them accepting more forms of currency nowadays. Saved me a lot of foot work.

    • Whilst I’m not certain of your intent, I choose to take your response as a compliment but I must pose this question in return citizen Z…
      Why write fiction when a particular subset of our population continues to provide such a lush and bountiful harvest of stories like this from which I can leisurely relax after my workday with an adult beverage and my commenting pipe (tobacco)… (Well usually tobacco) in hand, cherry-pick and freely ridicule, poke fun at and generally have a “good ‘ol time” enjoying our current reality. Rough translation.. This is too easy..😂
      I’m really happy someone out there “got it” though.. 9 outta 10 times I figure I’m just cracking myself up..

  • People in humboldt are some of the dumbest. But multiply that by some walmart smarta and you got ine dumb son of a bitch

  • Ultra brainless moment!

  • Veteran's Friend

    So the richest, biggest retailer in America has no security cameras or alarms?

    • I forget what online news outlet I saw that had a picture of the woman. But Walmart has cameras everywhere, inside and out. You would think they would make them available to help track down these two and/or the car.

  • OK… so no pictures? There are cameras everywhere down there, and no pictures?

  • I’m sure law enforcement has identified the perps by now. But continue to bitch about the quality of the pics cause that helps a whole heck of a lot.

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