Green-Haired White Male Used Handgun to Steal Beer in Willow Creek

According to the scanner at approximately 4:40 p.m., the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Department received a report that a white man with green hair and over six feet tall held up the Patriot Station in Willow Creek with a handgun and left with some beer.

Here’s the report of the incident that came over the scanner a short time later:

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Loon
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Loon
6 years ago

beer! he’s a leprechaun of course beer!

Enough already
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Enough already
6 years ago
Reply to  Loon

Little tall for a leprechaun and a bit early for St Patrick’s Day.

DELUSIONAL LIBERAL
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DELUSIONAL LIBERAL
6 years ago

Iv’e been wondering for years…green hair… mankind… I’ts not a man it’s a freak. More dangerous that sasquatch.

Ivan B. Nobody
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Ivan B. Nobody
6 years ago

The Boy with Green Hair is a 1948 American fantasy-drama film in Technicolor directed by Joseph Losey. It stars Dean Stockwell as Peter, a young war orphan who is subject to ridicule after he awakens one morning to find his hair mysteriously turned green.

Patriot in Willits
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Patriot in Willits
6 years ago
Reply to  Ivan B. Nobody

I remember that movie. Saw it decades ago.Don’t recall the armed robbery scene, but maybe its only in the director’s cut.

R -DOG
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R -DOG
6 years ago

I hope he enjoys it nothing like haveing a ice cold beer after roaming into your local gas station with a hand gun. And. Siting back enjoying it

Allen
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Allen
6 years ago

The criminals are really desperate.

Z
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Z
6 years ago

Some camouflage job.

Stealthy
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Stealthy
6 years ago
Reply to  Z

Alcoholic Gun-toting Shrub very common in Willow Creek. Usually they are female and blossom around October all over the area!

Ice
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Ice
6 years ago

The Joker looking for Harley Quinn…