Suspects in Cases Ranging From Murder to DUI’s Are on Southern Humboldt’s Most Wanted List

Press release from the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office:

Southern Humboldts Most WantedSouthern Humboldts Most Wanted

Zach Harrison wanted for murder; Jason East wanted for Domestic Violence, Kenneth Springer wanted for a narcotics violation; Whiski Moran wanted for DUI; Brian McKnight wanted on weapons charges; Jason Rice wanted on narcotics charges.

If you have any information, the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office would like you to let them know at (707) 445-7251.

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21 comments

  • I turned 21 In prison doin’ life without parole no one could steer me right but mama tried, mama tried.

  • Whiski?

  • I’m going out on a limb guessing everyone of these characters smokes marijuana. When you take the devil into your mouth no good will come of it. The end.

  • groba dude osnt trustafarian

    An amazing assortment of rogues, desperadoes, losers and druggies, every day in Humboldt County.

    Faces probably no one could love.

    I guess life is tough for the un-shag-able.

    A song for you:

    LONESOME L.A. COWBOY

    (PETER ROWAN)

    CHORUS:
    I’M JUST A LONESOME L.A. COWBOY,
    HANGIN’ OUT, HANGIN’ ON
    TO YOUR WINDOW LEDGE, CALLIN’ YOUR NAME
    FROM MIDNIGHT UNTIL DAWN
    I BEEN SMOKIN’ DOPE, SNORTIN’ COKE,
    TRYIN’ TO WRITE A SONG
    FORGETTIN’ EVERYTHING I KNOW
    ‘TIL THE NEXT LINE COMES ALONG
    FORGETTIN’ EVERYTHING I KNOW
    ‘TIL THE NEXT LINE COMES ALONG

    THERE’S SO MANY PRETTY PEOPLE IN THE CITY,
    I SWEAR SOME OF THEM ARE GIRLS
    I MEET’EM DOWN AT BARNEY’S BEANERY
    WITH THEIR PLATFORM HEELS AND SPIT CURLS
    I BUY’EM DRINKS, WE SMOKE OUR HOPES
    TRY TO MAKE IT ONE MORE NIGHT
    BUT WHEN I’M LEFT ALL ALONE AT LAST
    I FEEL LIKE I’LL DIE FROM FRIGHT

    REPEAT CHORUS:
    WELL, I KNOW CHRIS AND RITA, AND MARTY MULL
    ARE MEETING AT THE TROUBADOUR
    WE’LL GET IT ON WITH THE JOY OF COOKING
    WHILE THE CROWD CRYS OUT FOR MORE
    ‘ROUND SIX O’CLOCK THIS MORNING
    I’LL BE GETTIN’ KIND OF SLOW
    WHEN ALL THE SHOWS ARE OVER, HONEY,
    TELL ME, WHERE DO YOU THINK I GO?

    Good luck guys, LEO’S right outside the door!

    • Are these real lyrics? I managed the Joy of Cooking and never knew about this song. What a treat to see it now.

      • New Riders of the Purple Sage. I think I still have that somewhere. Good album. Ah, the good old days. That one had “O.K. Sam, Import and Export Man” on it too.

  • Every time I see that guy, Zachary Harrison, I wonder if he is related to the nice young man who works (worked?) at the So Hum Community Credit Union (long time ago he worked at Nacho Mama). They look really similar. Anyone know? (Or could it be that one of the Most Wanted is right under our nose??? 😉

  • Two local Zack Harrisons… Coincidentally they lived across the street from ea/other as kids…One took the high road the other took another road…Go figure…

  • Obviously not trying to find them

    I don’t know why they bother putting them on a poster if they aren’t trying to find them, two of the individuals on this poster run around these towns freely.See em at the gas station ,grocery store, and if you want to be sure what day to catch em stake out the post office on welfare day

  • For those of us who were fortunate enough to grow up in Humboldt BD (Before Dope)…can you imagine dirtbags like this preying on the locals?

  • Zach Harrison has been on the lam for a long time . Kenny Springer just drive through the trailer park in phillipsville he should be easy to find but our cops suck Beyond repair.

    • The coppers put this out so they don’t have to do the work, leaving it up to the community to drop dime on the criminals. Problem is that there’s more criminals in such places as the P-Ville trailer park then there are honest citizens.

  • JustWantToHeartheEndoftheStory

    Is this the same Whiski Moran who offed his dad (who was beating on his mom) back in 87?

  • The pirate bottom right looks like Ozzie Osborne’s son.

    ..Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses
    You been out ridin’ fences for so long now
    Oh, you’re a hard one
    I know that you got your reasons
    These things that are pleasin’ you
    Can hurt you somehow

  • Sweet!
    The trash moves north!
    Go North, they say…
    That’s where the gold is.
    It’s nearly lawless!
    Go North!

    Thanks a lot, Humboldt Supervisors and morons.
    So… What are you going to do about your train wreck?
    Have you received enough pot money yet, via permits?

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