About 30 Cows Wandering on Hwy 101 For a Bit
Move along, little doggies. Move along.
Hwy 101 is not a good place for a herd of approximately 30 cows. According to the CHP Traffic Incident Information Page, the cows were first reported at 7:13 between Giuntoli Lane and North Bank Road exits. They were blocking the southbound lanes.
Reportedly the cows are on the shoulder just north of the Guintoli Lane exit, but please drive carefully in the area.
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Mooove along?
Heiferway 101 is an udderly poor location for cows in search of greener pastures. Hopefully the CHP can mooove them little dogies along and steer them out of the way without unholsteining their cattle prods, before any of them get creamed by someone trying to drive them out on the cell range. It’ll give them a chance to milk the incident with cheesy press releases, hopefully without too much bull about their being cattle guards, a cut above the other forces. They’ll probably have some beef with whomever’s fence they saddled, which might be bad for their brand, but they probably won’t stick their rumps with a bill. And this explanation ain’t calf bad!
Impressive!
You win! That was awesome.
Thanks for your post with such fun play on words! 😊
Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks for posting this. I needed a laugh. It’s a great visual.
I hope all cows, and humans are fine.
Moo’v along, nothing to see here.
Prison Break!
Mary had a little lamb, the CHP had a cow.
y’all are moo funny.
I was going to make a pun but you already milked it
Churns out that ruminants are very curd-eous commuters.