Are You Tall, Tough-Looking, Dominant, and Country Style? This Craigslist Ad Is Made for You

When a Humboldt Craigslist ad starts, “I know this sounds weird but…,” you know you are probably are going to keep reading to the end…

We did.

Then we thought, “Some other folks might want to read this, too.”

Sooooo….Here’s a photo of the ad:Craig's list ad And, here’s what it says in case the photo is too teeny tiny for you to read:

I know this sounds weird but I have an event coming up this weekend and I know my ex boyfriend will be present and I don’t want to be alone. I’m a good looking girl, you might be surprised I’m single but I don’t want to set up a date and have sex or whatever expected as there will be drinking. My requirements are the following: tall/big, tough looking, dominant, country style preferred but I’ll take what I can get. Preferably good looking. Must be protective but have fun with my friends. In return, I will buy you dinner, drinks and pay you some on top. The better the fit the more you get. Events this Saturday. You will probably have a lot of fun with me and I look forward to meeting you. Send this link to your friends if it seems like a good fit for them. I won’t respond unless you send pictures and stats. Pictures need to be clean. This is not sexual. Thanks!

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Shaka
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Shaka
6 years ago

If she’s such a good looking girl where is her picture?

Not a rocket surgeon
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Not a rocket surgeon
6 years ago
Reply to  Shaka

Posting a photo of herself might blow her cover a little, don’t you think?

Freedom Club
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Freedom Club
6 years ago
Reply to  Shaka

Let’s be serious here, if she was a good looking girl she wouldn’t need to be posting on craigslist looking for a date,,,

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Freedom Club

Not really true some good beautiful girls are so hard to deal with

crapola
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crapola
6 years ago
Reply to  Freedom Club

Sounds like she might still be carrying a torch for the X. Maybe she just hasn’t felt like dating anyone since the breakup. Some girls are choosy and doesn’t pick a guy just because he is a guy. My daughter lost her boyfriend almost 2 years ago and still hasn’t moved on. He didn’t leave, he died, but she still loves him.

Sidelined
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Sidelined
6 years ago

Nice. If only I didn’t have this belly.

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Sidelined

Submit it to her anyway she in fact was looking for someone good-looking she didn’t specify about belly being a deal breaker

judi
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judi
6 years ago

kym!! how DARE you post this! it is nothing but a sexist bunch of garbage from a very sick and cruel “good looking girl”. damn.
are you going into match making now, too!!!
or or OR are you looking for a HOOKUP!!
oh please just say no!

*snickering*
what a sweet, cool whiff of fresh air after this long angsty week.
i thank you for your jocular nature, kym.
i thank your mom for your jocular nature also. thanks mom!

y’all are assigned to have some sun fun this weekend…but don’t get spoiled by it.

judi
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judi
6 years ago
Reply to  Kym Kemp

k, i unencrypted this cl post, and was able to a reverse code search on ip abd a few steps later i found her name and #, and was able to find her (same ip) on facebook. she listed her favorite places and other info. i went to youtune and grabbed a copy of her listed fav songs…

i did take a screen shot of her profile pic – cropped it to remove named family members, as i’m not a total asshole…working on it, tho…
so, here she is…mystery date…w/mood music…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrSA8Knbpcw

and one of my personal favorites too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbp6oRXFAd4

judi
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judi
6 years ago
Reply to  Kym Kemp

i wonder – who would respond and be willing to get stacked for my inspection if i said s/he “MUST look like sam elliot”…

*wipes the sweat from her upper lip*

Buzzardsnest
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Buzzardsnest
6 years ago
Reply to  Kym Kemp

Im entertained. Thanks kym

Johnny Reb
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Johnny Reb
6 years ago

I responded to this ad calling the girl out (yes, she is a girl) for typical postfeminist narcissism.

Jaekelopterus
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Jaekelopterus
6 years ago
Reply to  Johnny Reb

Did that make you feel less inadequate?

Crestfallen
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Crestfallen
6 years ago

She doesn’t want anyone with brains or class to apply.

Rich Head
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Rich Head
6 years ago

Alcohol. Jealousy. And a nice big brawl.

Bigfoot Bob
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Bigfoot Bob
6 years ago
Reply to  Rich Head

I guess that she wants a big and tall ‘Alpha Male’ dominant type fellow to maybe thump her Ex, after getting some liquid courage into her ‘date’…

Then she offers a monetary compensation for the guys time on top of that.

How could a red blooded outdoorsy type big and tall guy pass on that kind of offer?
This 6’4″ Marine Corps Vet easily can!

Oh, I went back and read she posted that ‘He must be protective’. Does that mean, I would have to bring my legal Concealed Weapon? If so, then I would charge her the hourly going rate for a ‘Bodyguard’ then!

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Rich Head

Sounds like it to me

Bushytails
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Bushytails
6 years ago

I’m tall, but that’s about the only one of the requirements I meet… I’m not particularly tough looking, owning a strapon doesn’t automatically make me dominant, and I have no idea what “country style” is but I’m pretty sure I’m not it. I was going to say that at least the ad wasn’t sexist and didn’t specify the gender of the person being sought, but then I read the title. Oh, and I don’t like parties, drinking, or total utter stupidity. Especially the last one.

Sleepy Alligator
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Sleepy Alligator
6 years ago

Future headline: TOUGH LOOKING COWBOY ANSWERS CRAIGSLIST AD WINDS UP IN PRISON FOR SHOOTING CRAZY JEALOUS EX OF AD POSTER. MEANWHILE DRUNK EX GIRLFRIEND LEAVES PARTY LAUGHING WITH SOME GUY SHE MET 3 MINUTES AGO.

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago

Damn right I’m the guy she left with

Victor G. Flashman
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Victor G. Flashman
6 years ago

Probably not a good idea to start drama with an old boyfriend, he probably ain’t about shit anyway. If you are truly attractive, have some self respect! You probably should take a break from relationships until you feel better…

Victor G. Flashman
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Victor G. Flashman
6 years ago

And I am sure you wouldn’t be interested in the boring, educated, employed, “sticks around, supports his children and respects women” type anyway…

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago

Sounds like she’s a little under the weather

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago

Just a mild fever it’ll pass

Jaekelopterus
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Jaekelopterus
6 years ago

You dingdongs, she’s not looking for a hookup, she just wants to make her ex jealous. Nothing wrong with that, since she’s upfront about it.

Rusty Cage
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Rusty Cage
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaekelopterus

So there’s an event you don’t wanna miss and can’t pass up on it knowing there could be trouble?

There’s a part that seems semi-OK on the surface. In fact, perhaps a person would do it for free just to be nice to her. I’m down for that. But I’m not sure ‘nice’ is part of the character formula required here. It sounds like a gun for hire but without the gun part. Whoever takes up the offer, you’re headed for some big trouble with a capital T, a whole lotta ugly coming at you by a never-ending parade of the stupid. But some folks enjoy their anti-social interactions and drunken brawls.

Good luck.

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Rusty Cage

Can you spell restraining order

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaekelopterus

Sounds like a death wish to me that’s what’s wrong with it

Mom
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Mom
6 years ago

The best way to make an ex jealous is to live well and never look back

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago
Reply to  Mom

That is epic success

fuckwalterwhite.com
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fuckwalterwhite.com
6 years ago

“Paladin,Paladin,where do you roam”

Ouch. I’d bet between CL,news site,word of mouth – The Ex is gonna get word about this. And is gonna laugh his ass off.

(my wife won’t let me call)

Calvin
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Calvin
6 years ago

Yo that number didn’t work.LOL

Alice I Moore
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Alice I Moore
6 years ago

So much imagination, yet so little showing of intelligence.
It is amazing that people invent negative, detailed backstories AND future predictions (most of them utterly, absurdly estranged from the facts presented) on Craigslist ads.
Wasn’t this behavior called “projection” in Psych 101?

Guest
Guest
Guest
6 years ago

Now if we could only get an update on last night’s events.