Santa Coming! (As reported by Emergency Dispatch)
Emergency Dispatchers in Fortuna have just sent out a BOLO ( Be on the Look Out) for vehicle that left the North Pole heading to the EEL River area.
Description: “Brightly colored Red Sleigh pulled by 9 reindeer; foremost reindeer Rudolf with a bright red glowing nose”.
Vehicle operator: Santa Claus 5 ft. 4 in. 285 lbs (whoa) white beard wearing a long red suit. “Subject in possession of a large red sack of toys for all the good girls and boys”
“Units not to attempt to contact vehicle or subject report location only”