Christmas Light-Covered Nude Man at Crab Park in Loleta
Well…according to the scanner, there’s a nude man at Crab Park in Loleta covered in Christmas lights. We don’t have a lot of information on this, but we’ll definitely put out updates if we hear more.
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NO wonder people write about us we give um enough crazy shit
im always late to the good parties…
Just another day in Loleta! I am wondering just how did he get himself tangled with the Christmas tree lights?
Were they plugged in? I just had to ask.
SANTA!
Was within earshot of the scanner when the call went down. Nude male, covered in Christmas lights, acting strangely. That sounds kinda funny when you think about it. I figured the deputy would have figured out on his own that the dude was acting strangely. I’m sure the heads up was appreciated never the less.
What color were the Christmas tree lights? Where they all one color or many different colors? And was he plugged in?
Christmas starts earlier every year. It doesn’t seem right.
A generator…? Solar power…?
“Lunar power”, my friend, as in “Lunatic”.
Xmas coming early this year?
As amusing as this may be , to me it shouts a man in severe crisis mode, whether drug induced or suffering from other mental health issues. I get the humorous aspect ,given the naked/ Christmas lights image, but I do hope he gets the help he obviously is crying out for.
Isn’t that always the excuse when you don’t want to take responsibility for your actions?
That must of been some Saturday night.
Was within earshot of the scanner when the call went down. Nude male, covered in Christmas lights, acting strangely. That sounds kinda funny when you think about it.