Christmas Light-Covered Nude Man at Crab Park in Loleta

Well…according to the scanner, there’s a nude man at Crab Park in Loleta covered in Christmas lights. We don’t have a lot of information on this, but we’ll definitely put out updates if we hear more.

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G-ma
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G-ma
8 years ago

NO wonder people write about us we give um enough crazy shit

gazzoo
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gazzoo
8 years ago

im always late to the good parties…

Fives
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Fives
8 years ago
Reply to  gazzoo

Just another day in Loleta! I am wondering just how did he get himself tangled with the Christmas tree lights?

Fives
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Fives
8 years ago
Reply to  gazzoo

Were they plugged in? I just had to ask.

nines
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8 years ago

SANTA!

Guest
Guest
Guest
8 years ago

Was within earshot of the scanner when the call went down. Nude male, covered in Christmas lights, acting strangely. That sounds kinda funny when you think about it. I figured the deputy would have figured out on his own that the dude was acting strangely. I’m sure the heads up was appreciated never the less.

V man
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V man
8 years ago

What color were the Christmas tree lights? Where they all one color or many different colors? And was he plugged in?

Steve
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Steve
8 years ago

Christmas starts earlier every year. It doesn’t seem right.

Ben
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Ben
8 years ago

A generator…? Solar power…?

Tim Cochrane
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Tim Cochrane
8 years ago
Reply to  Ben

“Lunar power”, my friend, as in “Lunatic”.

Hick
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Hick
8 years ago

Xmas coming early this year?

N Judah
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N Judah
8 years ago

As amusing as this may be , to me it shouts a man in severe crisis mode, whether drug induced or suffering from other mental health issues. I get the humorous aspect ,given the naked/ Christmas lights image, but I do hope he gets the help he obviously is crying out for.

curlybill
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curlybill
8 years ago
Reply to  N Judah

Isn’t that always the excuse when you don’t want to take responsibility for your actions?

silverlining
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silverlining
8 years ago

That must of been some Saturday night.

Ava
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Ava
8 years ago

Was within earshot of the scanner when the call went down. Nude male, covered in Christmas lights, acting strangely. That sounds kinda funny when you think about it.