Job in Ukiah: Must Have All Or Most Of Your Teeth

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Amateur Exotic Dancer Needed (Ukiah)

We are looking for an amateur exotic dancer in the Ukiah area to entertain at a bachelor party. This is a one time paid position that may lead to further work depending on the talent provided.

Preferably looking for female dancers, CURRENT! head and body pics and or video will be needed to make final decision. Payment for services rendered will be determined based on dancing ability and eagerness to please others. Will need to also have all or most of your teeth, own boombox, transportation, and any possible references. Thank you and we hope to hear from you soon.

Compensation: TBD

This is an internship job

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Things I’m eager to ask the poster:

What constitutes most of your teeth?  Over 16 of them?  Are front ones more important than back ones?…Or Vice Versa?

Eagerness to please others is a euphemism for what exactly?

What qualifies this job as an internship?  Do you graduate to professional at some point? Does a mugshot come as part of the graduation package?

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Ernie's Place
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12 years ago

“Things I’m eager to ask the poster”

I double-dog dare you…

Deric
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12 years ago

AMAZING!

Deric
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12 years ago

AMAZING!

James Stutsman
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James Stutsman
12 years ago

WOW….THAT DISQUALIFIES MY EX ON ALL ACCOUNTS….AND SHE REALLY NEEDS A GIG…THAT AND STOP VIOLATING THE RESTRAINING ORDER! 🙂

~JAMES~

James Stutsman
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James Stutsman
12 years ago

WOW….THAT DISQUALIFIES MY EX ON ALL ACCOUNTS….AND SHE REALLY NEEDS A GIG…THAT AND STOP VIOLATING THE RESTRAINING ORDER! 🙂

~JAMES~

Ben Schill
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Ben Schill
12 years ago

Aren’t interns usually unpaid?

Ben Schill
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Ben Schill
12 years ago

Aren’t interns usually unpaid?

nursemyra
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12 years ago

Hilarious

nursemyra
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12 years ago

Hilarious