Marijuana growers, is your partner cheating you? Did your last grow fall several pounds short of expectations? Did the cops really get that White Widow you fronted?
Wonder no more! You can hire the Marijuana Detective.
Licensed private detective available now to help with your private affairs. 420 cases welcomed, marijuana expert- criminal defense, overflight expert, neighborhood harrassment (sic), cheating business partners.
DEA trained. …
Should the fact that he is a former police officer trained by the DEA seem like a good fit for your business, there are a variety of services beyond mere cannabis issues available. For instance,
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Whether you suspect your spouse or girlfriend in being unfaithful or fear you teen may be sexually active, we provide tools, service and expertise to perform semen detection testing. Not only can we perform on the spot testing [Hold still, honey, while I take a swab?]…
AND the Marijuana Detective will do it all for a reasonable fee. Although I suspect that you could probably get the DEA to check out your stash and maybe even your lady for free.