Marijuana/Sex Detective

Marijuana growers, is your partner cheating you?  Did your last grow fall several pounds short of expectations? Did the cops really get that White Widow you fronted?

Wonder no more!  You can hire the Marijuana Detective.

Licensed private detective available now to help with your private affairs. 420 cases welcomed, marijuana expert- criminal defense, overflight expert, neighborhood harrassment (sic), cheating business partners.

DEA trained. …

www.norcalprivateeye.com

Should the fact that he is a former police officer trained by the DEA seem like a good fit for your business, there are a variety of services beyond mere cannabis issues available.  For instance,

Semen detection

Ooo, la la.

Whether you suspect your spouse or girlfriend in being unfaithful or fear you teen may be sexually active, we provide tools, service and expertise to perform semen detection testing. Not only can we perform on the spot testing [Hold still, honey, while I take a swab?]…

AND the Marijuana Detective will do it all for a reasonable fee. Although I suspect that you could probably get the DEA to check out your stash and maybe even your lady for free.

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7 comments

  • Wow. A one-stop-Craigslist-shop providing for all your investigative needs– including agricultural worker’s comp insurance services as an agent sideline– from Lake County. We hope David doesn’t play both sides of the fence for greater payoffs, marijuana, and–gasp– semen collection. That’s a sticky wicket.

    But hey, a guy selling his Trek professional model racing bicycle can’t be all bad, right?

  • Wow. A one-stop-Craigslist-shop providing for all your investigative needs– including agricultural worker’s comp insurance services as an agent sideline– from Lake County. We hope David doesn’t play both sides of the fence for greater payoffs, marijuana, and–gasp– semen collection. That’s a sticky wicket.

    But hey, a guy selling his Trek professional model racing bicycle can’t be all bad, right?

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  • Perhaps it is just an idea for a reality show?

  • Perhaps it is just an idea for a reality show?

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