Find Out Your Personality Defect Or a Personality Test with "a fine sprinkle of fecal dust"
Me
(really, really cross my heart!)
Why on Earth would you waste your precious time taking a personality test? You shouldn’t. Unless you want to laugh your way through the introduction and 30 or so questions until you reach the surprisingly accurate and not very flattering results. Waste some time today and enjoy a full belly laugh here at The Personality Defect Test.
I snagged this test from Max who, as the test very accurately described, is a sociopath.
Me, I’m a Hippie. See below:
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes!
You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about “the man”, like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. …
Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn’t a hippie, to tell the truth.
In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble–thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
Unfortunately, my bearded man has gone off to work at Caltrans and I’m out of M&M’s but I’ll continue to frolic in my garden this morning and preach peace and free love (I never understood why both free love and prostitution are supposed to be bad–what’s left?)
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“I snagged this test from Max who, as the test very accurately described, is a sociopath.”
Hey! I saw that.
Kym’s just upset that she isn’t a spiteful loner.
Maybe if I stopped frolicing and started being more like you two then I would be a published author, too!
What the heck… it said I was an Emo kid! LOL
I’m the class clown. Ok?
It says I’m a robot, I must have lied a lot.
I-AM-A-ROBOT
beep…bop…ting…chachunka…
I prefer the name “Toaster”, thank you very much.
Robots? Robots have wires. Wires that I could use to make a bomb. A bomb that’ll show them…show them all!
Emo Kid for me. I need an assertiveness training group! Oh well, too much work. Introversion has its benefits. I have a few hippie pictures too. Can’t remember where they are. Hope I’m not boring anyone. Bye.
You MUST call me “Toaster” before you pull me apart to make a bomb!
Just using that word, we’re probably waking up the giant national security singularity that’s monitoring all web traffic. And yes, it wants to be called a Toaster as well.
Well, even though he ASKED and I correctly told him I was FEMALE he still classified me as a Bitch-Slap. Humph! I oughtta knock his block off.
Oh my! I dare not! What does that make me? A CHICKEN!!!
Here’s another people classifier you may enjoy:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm
I’ll be roasting in Sacramento for a few days. Seeya!
Hey, I’m a Hippie too!
humorously, I am a hippie too. 🙂